Sakht Garmi Ka Time Tha Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay.
Aik Larka Aaya Our Poocha:
Chacha Jee, Amrood Main Keera Tou Nhi?
Buzurg Nay Bohat Pyara Our Mutma’in Karnay Wala Jawab Dya K:
Beta Ye Amrood Ha, Teri G****d Nahi… :O :D :P
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_/\_ Chacha Zindaabad…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 915 views

Aik pathan dosre pathan se

Aik pathan dosre pathan se
Aik over mein kitni ball phainki jati hain?

Dosra pathan: 6

Pehla pathan: ghalat, aik over mein aik hi ball 6 martaba phainki jati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phool wala

Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...
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Phool wala:
Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...

Admi:
Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja! :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek sacha dost khta hai

Ek acha dost hospital me phool dekar khta hai.
Get well soon.
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Par ek sacha dost khta hai.
"jani nurse bahut beutiful hai dhire-dhire thik hona roz aata rahunga :P

by Daniyal Ali (few years ago!)

Polio team darwazay pe ai

Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I m not at home

I m not at home, so plz send me a load 30 rupes, or share me waiting plz yar
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)