Zaalim MQM Aur Pathan
Zaalim MQM Ki Darindagi Ka
1 Or Jeeta Jagta Saboot
Karachi Me Queta Hotel K
3 Masom Pathano
Se
Naswaar Cheen Li
Teeno Pathano Ne
Tarap Tarap Kar Jaan De Di
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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