Zaalim MQM Aur Pathan

Zaalim MQM Ki Darindagi Ka
1 Or Jeeta Jagta Saboot

Karachi Me Queta Hotel K
3 Masom Pathano
Se

Naswaar Cheen Li
Teeno Pathano Ne
Tarap Tarap Kar Jaan De Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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