RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai
Grl-Choro na

RAAZ-Tumhare bal ktne khubsurat hai

Grl-Choro na,Aap B
RAAZ-Itne der se chor hi rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 730 views

Gul khan ki maa

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan:
Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

insurance agent with pathan

Insurance Agent: Khan sahib! Will u don’t like that ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..


Khan(smiled): I’ll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta-"AUR haramkhor kya haal hai"..

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.

Agle din jab wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
...
Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.

''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA hi HOGA.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naukarani: Malkan

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se Payyar Karte Hai

Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad Will Never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)