Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.

Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views

1 Badshah Ny AiLan Kia

1 Badshah Ny AiLan Kia K Mery Mulk Main Jo Bahadur Our Janbaz Log Hain Wo Darbar Main Hazir Ho, Inaam Mile Ga.
Bohat Ziada Log Aa Gaye.
Badsha Ny Hukum Diya K In Par Shair Chor Do.
Ye Sun Kar Sary Bag Gaye.
1 Banda Khara Raha.
Badsha Ny Kaha, Mery Mulk Main Sirf 1 Banda Bahadur Ha.
Agay Aao Tumhain Inam Doo.
Wo Banda Bola: Badsha Salamat,
Ap Ko Khud Chal Kar Mery Pass Ana Hoga,
Meri Tatti Nikal Gaye Ha :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

"Bonga"

Aap ny kitni dafa logo k Mouh say suna ho ga

"Bonga"

Mager aaj tak kisi ko ic ki history nahi pata
Hum bhi aksar auqat bila sochay samjhy Apni guftagoo main isko istimal kertay hain or hamain ya andaza bhi nahi hota ky hum kya keh rahay hain

Yaa Farsi zuban ka lafz hy or ic ka matlab hy




"Bonga"


ghor sey perhany ka shukria. :-)
Bongay :D

by lescol (few years ago!)

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek phatan ne bus

Ek Pathan ne Bus Khaayi mein gira di,
Police:Ye kaise huwa ?
Pathan:Oh...Yara humko nahi pata aaj humara
conduter nahi aya tha isliye hum peeche kiraya lene
gaya huwa tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)