Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1112 views

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho

Santa Pilot Se Head Phone
Cheen Raha Hota Hai….

Pilot: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa: Ticket Hum Dein
Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela Sune

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher student say

Teacher student say: Motorcycle k kitnay tyres hotay hain
student: 6 tyres

teacher: angrily how?
Student: 4 motor k aur 2 cycle k

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

leader of ducks

interesting logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?

Because Frog Is
'MAINDUC

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya

Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghusa
Jaise Hi Tijori Todne Laga Uspe Likha Tha

Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai, Button Dabao Apne Aap Khul Jayegi.

Chor Ne Jaise Hi Button Dabaya, Zor Se Alarm Baja Aur 2 Minute Mein Security Guards Ne Use Pakad Liya

Police Aayi, Inspector Ne Chor Se Puchha

Inspector: “Apni Safayi Mein Kuch Kahna Chahoge?”
Chor Rote Hue: “Sirf Itna Hi Ki, Maa Kasam Aaj Insaniyat Se Vishwas Uth Gaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)