Jaldi Se Shadi Kar Dein

Larky waly:
“Bus G jaldi se Shadi kr dain…

Larki waly:
“Nahi abi Larki parh rahi hy”

Larky waly:
“To Hamara Larka kon sa Kaka hy

jo Kitabein Phaar dy ga.;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 918 views
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