Jaldi Se Shadi Kar Dein
Larky waly:
“Bus G jaldi se Shadi kr dain…
Larki waly:
“Nahi abi Larki parh rahi hy”
Larky waly:
“To Hamara Larka kon sa Kaka hy
jo Kitabein Phaar dy ga.;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 846 views
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