Itna Bada Ho Gaya

Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya

Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi?

Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views
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