Santa was inserting dog'

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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