Santa was inserting dog'
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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Arz kiya hai:
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Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
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