Newtons Universal Law Of Love
Newtons Universal Law Of Love:
Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!
by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!) / 649 views
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