ROGER FEDRER VS PATHAN
ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING.
PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 945 views
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Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
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chadaye jange
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GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.
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Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.
Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
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Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
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