Wife to Hubby
Wife to Hubby : Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband : Yehi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1097 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher
said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business
WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.
1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?
Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
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enu goli kut k deni aa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
een admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the. Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon main raha hon. Dosra Admi Bola : main panch saal arab ke sehraon main raha hon. Teesra Admi Dukhi Andaz Main Bola : meri bhi tou suno , main bees saal se apni bivi ke sath reh raha hon :...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
As supposedly reported on CNN:
Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).
The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.
The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h
Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga
Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?.
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Son:
Tez Hawao mE 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana.
Father LAKH LANAT THAE
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