Wife to Hubby
Wife to Hubby : Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband : Yehi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk Kya Hua?
Officer Mal ika Sheravat Ki File Hai.
Clerk To?
Officer Kapde Pehenti Nahi Aur Laundry Bill 11lakh Bataya Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Na cheeno mere mulk ki larkiyoo se Mobile ki service "REHMÄÑ MÄLIK"
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Ek yahi to kam hai jis ki waja se wo gar k kam waqt se pehly kr leti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:
Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.
Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.
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Masjid Dhoondhny
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Be sure that you go straight home.
I can't; I live just round the corner!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?
PATHAN: Koi nahi..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)