It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher
asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy
replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher
said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on
Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with
the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on
Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 913 views

Me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k

Teacher:me ksi pe 1 nazar dal k bta skte hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Student:mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Attention

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are
you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No teacher, I'm having trouble listening!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Woman In Heaven

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Operation dobara karna Padega

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega Q..k Rubber k gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he

Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)