een admi apas main bethe apne apne dukhon ki daastan suna rahe the. Pehla Admi Bola : main teen saal africa ke junglon main raha hon. Dosra Admi Bola : main panch saal arab ke sehraon main raha hon. Teesra Admi Dukhi Andaz Main Bola : meri bhi tou suno , main bees saal se apni bivi ke sath reh raha hon :...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 926 views

Phansi Se Pehly Aakhri Khuwahish

Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?

Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

To Maa ne pocha:

Tumne dua main kiya manga?

Larki.

Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

Larki: muskuraty huayA

(mubeshir mehmood)

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MAA:

Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Exam ka examiner bahut strict

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha
cheating nahi karne de raha tha..

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di..

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya..

2nd bencher pehle se :- yaar tune kya likha... ??

1st bencher ne kaha:-“SIR , Peeche se aapki pant phati hui hai.. :D :O :p*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

filmon ke hero

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha

Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!

Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.

Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.

Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)