Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business
WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2179 views

WIFE in romantic mood

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:

“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.

Husband ne usay bandha

Or

dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:

Sardar Ne Airport Call Kar K Pocha:

India Se America Ka Safar Kitne Der Ka Hai?

Receptionist:

1 Second Sir.

Disconects & Sardar Says:

Piiiiiii K Bethi A Kamini…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 pandito main larai

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to
isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

This is a race

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
.
Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)