Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia
Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h
Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga
Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.
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