The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1118 views

Pati Patni Funny Chemistry

Patni: Suno agar main mar jaaungi, toh aap royenge kya?

Pati: Toh abhi kya hans raha hoon kya……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rabri : Ka karat ho?

Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College ke first day;

College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?

Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai..

Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola,

Aik larka college mayn aik larkee say bola, "Ye hamaara principal bilkul Ulloo hae." 

Lakee bolee, "Tum jaantay ho, maen kawn hoon? Maen principal kee baitee hoon!!!" 

Larka bola, "Tum jaantee ho, maen kawn hoon?" 

Larkee bolee, "Naheen" 

Larka khooshee say bola. "Shukar hae yaar, jaan bach gaee"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya

Dukandar:Radio To Theek He
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha

GOLU:Theek He
Te Mousam Nawa Pa D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)