The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1092 views

What is the recession?

Interviewer: What is the Recession?
Candidate:
When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by 'Water &
Wife', that Critical Phase of Life is called
Recession

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho

QATIL:Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho,Phansi Na Ho
SARDAR WAKIL:Tm Fikr Na Kro
AFTER ADALAt
QATIL:Kia hua?
WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr qaid Hoi,Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A kangaroo kept getting

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

joke

Qyamt ki 10 Nishani
=Zardari Emandari Krega

=Altaf Karachi Aye ga

=Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa

=Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi

=Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga

=S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi

=Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi

=Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa

=Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga

=Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)