bakhel Shaikh sahab
Shaikh 8th manzal se neche gira. Girte howe kitchen ki window k pas poncha to apni bv ko dekh kar bola:shagufta meri roti na pakana
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 757 views
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000
total : Rs 775,000
love marriage
RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300
total: 670
dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge
khamoshi ka bycot.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saardar doctor se
Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?
Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?
Sardar: meri juti nu la deo.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek shaadi mein ek sardar ne plate per tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad yeh bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga…
dusra sardar bola:
‘Oye na khaayi… fikka hai’!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Student Exam Hall Main Betha Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Raha Tha.
Duty Pe Mojood Teacher Ne Kaha: Paper Main Hand Ki Diagram Ka To Koi Question Nahi Hai.
Student: Main Paper Bananay Waly Pe.
Lanat Bhej Raha Hon. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai? ”tota(parrot) bola: “Sardar”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota Hai To Sare Khandaan Wale Use Dekhne Aate Hai.
Bachhe Ka Baap Bete Ko God Mein Utha Ke Bolta Hai
“Mere Bete Ka Chehra To Mera Pe Gaya Hai”
Maan Pyar Se Dekh Kar Bolti Hai
“Iss Ki Aankhein Mere Pe Gayi Hai”
Bachhe Ke Mama Dekh Ke Bolta Hai
“Is Ke Haath Paon To Bilkul Mere Par Gaye Hai”
Chacha Bhi Dekhta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
“Arey Iski Muskurahat To Bilkul Mere Jaisi Hai”
Phir Jab Wohi Bachha Bada Ho Kar Ladkiyaan Chedta Hai To Sare Khandan Wale Kehte Hai
“Pata Nahi Ye Kameena Kispe Gaya Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)