Bank manager ask the pathan
Bank manager ask the pathan in interview Manager” what is Cyclone?
Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 579 views
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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keera Lag Gaya
Wo DENTIST K Paas Gaya To DENTIST Bola 4 Din Subah-Shaam
Doodh Biscuit Lo
Aur 5ve Din Sirf
Doodh Lo
Keera Zaroor Nikal Jayega
Usne 4 Din Doodh-Bisc uit Liye Aur 5ve
Din Sirf Doodh Piya,
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Keera Bahar Nikla Or Bola
“Aaj Biscuit Nahi Hay Kya..?”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher :shalwar k nare ko english me kia kehte hain?
Pathan:P.H.D
teacher:is ka kia matlb hai?
Pathan:pajama holding device.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.
MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.
GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- arz kiya hai........
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe ki
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woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever
been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get my mummy then
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer Khicwa Raha Tha
Toh Tasweer Men Gadha B
A Gea Sardaar Nay Yeah Likh Kay Tasweer Bheji
Mein Khabbaay Pase Han.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kanjus-Jao.
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao.
Servant-Janab..
6 ikhatte kyu nahi.
Kanjus-Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz Zyada mileygi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa “Valentine Card” hai, jis par lekha hon “mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon” ? .
Shopkeeper: Haan hai .
Girl: Acha 7 cards dena
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Modern world-Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya Jab uski Kaam Waali Baai Ne Kaha, Sahab!Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)