Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun
Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai
Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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Plz Don’t kill me after reading
this…
Arz kiya hai:
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Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
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Samose mein chutney daali chaat
ban gai xD
xD
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Thanks mat bolna ab! :’D xD xP
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Chand bhi kiya ajeeb cheze hy
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zalim jis me
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bachpan me Mamu & Jawani me Januuu Nazar Ata hyyyy
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