Pathan

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 853 views
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