Aishwariya and Mallika
Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye. Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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