Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye. Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

is muhawre ko samjhao

teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
"kiya karaye par pani firna"


student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

what is your qualification?

Manager: what is your qualification?
Santa:- Sir, i am PHD.
Manager:(Shocked) what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool with Difficulty...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

hubby & wife nok jhonk

Larki: Chand kahan hai??

Mangetar: meri Ankhoon k samnay,

After Marriage
...
Wife:Chand kahaan hai??

Husband: Anniye, o ki utte Asmaan te kharbuza tangia Ee?.

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

"Yoo-hoo!"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladkiyo Ko Ek Nek Salah

Ek Sunder Si Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli.

Ladki: “Dr Saab, Meri Skin Bahut Soft, Sensitive Hai Aur Rang Bahut Gora Hai, Sone Se Pehle Kya Laga Ke Soya Karu?”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Darwaje Ki Kundi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)