Ek baat hamesa yaad
rakhna..

2 cheeje kismat walo ko milti Hai..
.

1) Samose ke sath extra chatni...
Aur

2) without boyfriend wali acchi patni....!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 724 views

Am i that good

Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
.

.
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Wife to Husband

Wife to Husband: Suno Ji, doctor ne mujhe ik mahine k aaram k liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?

Funny Husband: Dusre doctor k paas..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek riksha k piche likha

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia.

Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your Engli


Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bal

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)