Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 761 views
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