Ustad: chalti gari se kab utarna chahye?,

shagird: jab woh hospital ke pass ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1254 views

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai.

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai.

clerk: yahan sign karo

 aurat: kesay?

Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!

Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ROGER FEDRER VS PATHAN

ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING.
PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mummy Mai Bahan

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy Mai Bahan

Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,

Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge

Dadi- Nhi Beta
Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge

Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte
Chal So Jaa…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K, Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.

Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)