Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai
Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
Similar Jokes
Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting Man Asks Politely:
Is This Seat Empty?
Woman (Furiously) :Yes !
And Once You SitOn It
My Seat Would Also Be Empty
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:meri birth day hai kia gift do ge?
Shaikh:kia chahye?
Girl:ring
shaikh:ring dounga par attand nai karna balance kam hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Haath Main Cycle Pakadkar Bhaag Raha Tha,Doosre Aadmi Ne Poocha Bhai Tum Cycle Par Kyun Nahi Baith Jaate. Pehle Aadmi Ne Jawaab Diya,Mujhe Jaldi Jaana Hai Isliye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi
Girl: Q Nahi?
Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shairoon ka Shikari Sadar Asif Ali Zardari
Pher Agale Baree Sadar Asif Ali Zardari
Aik Asif Ali Zardari Sub P Bhari
Geo Zardari Geo Zardari
PPP Unit Haji Daria Khan Jalbani
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa ki girlfriend: Ab hame jaldi shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Santa: achcha... lekin hame shaadi karega koun?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik bar Laloo ji sykil chala rahe the, ke achanak sykil Ik girl se takra gayi
Girl shouted: Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!
Funny Laloo: Behanji, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)