bakra ya bakri
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1297 views
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