Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees
Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees
Molvi. Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya
Molvi. Ama miya baki paise to le jao
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