Santa school me hans raha tha,

Santa school me hans raha tha,
1 ladhka bola chup kar
santa:-Q,tum kon ho..?

Ladhka:-main moniter hu
Santa bola:-main CPU hu...Ab bol...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 690 views
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