Pathan Bhayon Ka Aik Aur Mutalba

Khayber Pakhton Khuwa Ki Manzori K Baad
Pathan Bhayon Ka Aik Aur Mutalba,,
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“Nuswar Ko Qomi Phal Karar Dia Jaey”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 683 views
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