1 Pathan Ne Mobile

1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath Ek Kenchi Bhi Lee. Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Sahab Kenchi Q Lee?
Pathan: O Yara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katni Bhi Parti Hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 685 views
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