Tumhari Biwi Aur Mera …
Ek Din Jab Tumari Shadi Ho Jayegi,
Tab Tumari Biwi Ke Pet Mein,
Mera Haan Mera,
100% Mera Hi,
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Bhatija Hoga …
Sale Dost Pe Shaq Karta Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views
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