You Know

You Know

You're Addicted To Facebook

When You Turn Ur Computer Off,

Go To Bed,

Role Over,

Grab Your Phone

And

Log On To Facebook

0ne Last Time For The Night ... !

by Usama (few years ago!) / 774 views
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Behtreen insan wo hai jiska,
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doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.

santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi….

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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