You Know
You Know
You're Addicted To Facebook
When You Turn Ur Computer Off,
Go To Bed,
Role Over,
Grab Your Phone
And
Log On To Facebook
0ne Last Time For The Night ... !
by Usama (few years ago!) / 827 views
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