You Know

You Know

You're Addicted To Facebook

When You Turn Ur Computer Off,

Go To Bed,

Role Over,

Grab Your Phone

And

Log On To Facebook

0ne Last Time For The Night ... !

by Usama (few years ago!) / 1094 views
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