Teacher: Bholu Kal absent kyo they
Teacher: Bholu Kal absent kyo they…
Bholu: Teacher Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi
Teacher: Kanah gire they or kahan lagi
Bholu: Bed Pe gira or Annkh Lag gayi….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views
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"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
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Assistant: Whom for India?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
apan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote
Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.
Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.
Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah
GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here?
Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter.
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Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)