NASA Ne 3 Sardar

NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje
Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya

Jab Sardaron Ko Pucha Gaya To Bole Aaj Amawas Hai,Chand To Hoga Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views
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