Ek Bar Ek Kashti
Ek Bar Ek Kashti Tufan Mein Phas Gayi.
Captain Zor Se Bola: “Kisi Ko Toofan Se Bachne Ki Dua Yaad Hai?”
El Molvi Aage Aya Aur Khusi Se Bola: “Haan Mujhe Yaad Hai”
Captain: “Theek Hai Tum Upper Wale Se Bachne Ki Dua Mango, Hamare Pass Ek Life Jacket Kam Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 596 views
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