Mere Dushman Bhi Mujhe Chhod Gaye
Ye Keh Kar Mere Dushman Bhi Mujhe Mere Haal Pe Chhod Gaye Ki Aye Fursat,
Teri Girlfriend Hi Kafi Hai, Tujhe Satane Ke Liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1666 views
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