Food One-liners
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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An Old quot.
“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho”
New versiOn..
:-)
“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana. Kal
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for
you?
Innocent Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki or usey khat likha key aap zehmat ker key aaj raat ka khana hamarey sath khayein or jo rookhi sookhi hazir hey, qabool farmayein.
Mehmaan samjha key mezbaan inkesaar sey kaam ley raha hey laikin jab wahan pohancha to waqai dastarkhwaan per rookhi sookhi roti or baasi daal pari thee.
Marta kia na kerta, mehmaan khaney beth gaya. Itney mein bahar ek faqeer ney awaz lagai. Kanjoos ney usey daant diya. Us ney phir awaz di to kanjoos ney kaha, “bhaag jao warna tumhara sar tor doon ga”
Mehmaan ney jaldi sey kaha, “Faqeer bhai, chaley jao, aadmi apni baat ka pakka hey, sach much tumhara sar tor dey ga”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Moti Aurat Ne Doosri Se Kaha:
Tumhen Kabi Apne Mutaape Ka Ehsas Hua?
2nd:
Han
Jab Dhobi Ne Mere Kapre Wapas Kiye Or Bola,
Khaala Ham “Tent” Nahi Dhotey
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa ki maa:-
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi aulad Ni Hui
press reporter:
fir apne kya kiya?
Maa:-Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
golu Found His Wife Having Affair.
Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.
golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,
“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
professor to a student in classroom.
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"hey" apne baaju wale ko utha....!
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Student-
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"tune sulaya hai to tu hi utha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..
admi- meri kya galti thi??
santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge............
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)