The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views

Google pe search kr lo

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya

Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?

Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A man in Hell asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh

Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My girlfriend left me

boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture
of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad :( , wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye hai aam jindagi.:-|
.
.
.
.
Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki:-P
.
.
.
Ye hai mentos jindagi:-P
.
Mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)