Food One-liners
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1143 views
Similar Jokes
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee
schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his
papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58
cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule,"
retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor:
Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Child had Never Seen His Hips before.
1 Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.
He Came To Home & Saw In Mirror & Said
Kamini ne 2 tukray hi kar die!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mai apna “DUKH” kise sunau.. ??
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1 hi LADKI ka NUMBER tha mere
pass Wo bhi Alim Baba ki bato
me aakar DELETE kar
diya.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile He
Camera He Memory Card He
Vodafone Ka Sim He
Tere Pas Kya Hai?
Mai Bola
Mere Mobile Me Balance He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!
Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)