31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

by lescol (few years ago!) / 1383 views

Teacher: "what's the further

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"

Student: "America!"

Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"

Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume

Bodygaurd dekhne se hume kya sikh milti hai.?
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apke frnd kitne b close kyo naa ho,
use apne girlfriend/ boyfriend se nahi milwana
chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

maine susu subah 6 baje karta hu

Chikku- maine susu subah 6 baje karta hu. Dr- tu es me problem kya hai?

Chikku- jee meri ankh 8 baje khulti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan writing his Diary:

Pathan writing his Diary:

“My sister had a baby

this morning..

I have not heard

that

its

a boy

or

a girl..

So,

I dont know whether

I am

uncle

or aunty…”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl: hi baby

Girl: hi baby :*
Boy: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)

Girl: Are you there?? :(
Boy: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)

Girl: are you ignoring me or what?? :X

Boy: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)

Girl: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !! :@

Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)