Pathan writing his Diary:

Pathan writing his Diary:

“My sister had a baby

this morning..

I have not heard

that

its

a boy

or

a girl..

So,

I dont know whether

I am

uncle

or aunty…”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 796 views
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