Pathan
Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 901 views
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Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban
Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
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Sardar:
What Other Colours Do You Have?
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Pathan: Kyu?
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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two
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