Pathan

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 664 views
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