Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai.?
Banta To Santa:
Logo Ne Tereko Kyun Mara.. ?
Santa:
Yaar
Jeweller Ki Dukan Mein
Sales Girl Ko Puchha,
Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 680 views
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1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya
aur wahan se neche phaink diya,:-)
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Moral:
moral woral kuch nai
wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha
niche gir k mar gya:-
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Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)
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Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation
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Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.
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The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
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Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey sy:
Mari taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar nikly ga.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use kar
Micro k sath
High Resolution me pic aani chahiay
Facebook pe upload karni hy
wrna paise nhi milen ge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikale ga.."
Tere bap ne kbutar dala tha is me Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya
banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se
heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?
Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete
hain
Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khanachahiye
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
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Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..
Why..?
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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D
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Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?
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