Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 847 views

Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Matlab bata

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.

Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne

Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhi

Dekha?
Raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.

Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
HUSBAND :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)