Science ke jadeed
Science ke jadeed
Tehqeeq ke Mutabiq
NASWAAR
Se Eye Sight TAIZ Hoti Hai
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SABOOT
Peshwar Mein Chand 1Din pehle Nazar a JATA HAI
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