Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 768 views

Constantly Complaining About The Temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho

A man saw a snake on his Mother-in-law's Bed.
Man to Snake: Meri saas ko dus lo.
Snake: Aby kya dus lon? Main isi se to apna ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)

MOM im drunk

MOM I'm drunk WHAT!!!!!! i said I'm drunk

HOW DARE YOU!!!!! SLAP
I was drinking bud lite OK good night

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Student

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)