charging while sleeping at night

Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?
Banta: y?

Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.

Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views
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