Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1142 views

“Sardar ka demag nahi hota”

Frog: “Sardar ka demag nahi hota”

Sardar: “Hota hai”

Frog: Nahi hota nahi hota

(& jumps in water)

Sardar: “Lo, is mai khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi”?:-):-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?

2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?

4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?

Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

First Day of college

First Day of college.
.
.
Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right
next to
him, & he writes on paper
“i love you, do you love me ?”
.
.
She replies”No”
.
.
he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
&
passed same paper to another girl
sitting left
to him.
And she replies”Yes”
.
.
Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER
and
save trees, save earth..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,
Trafic constable ne rokne ke lye thath dya,

Pathan: abe pagal hai kya tujhe kya hum apne sar per bithaye ge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Antim Ichha

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?


Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)