Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1213 views

Records tor diye hain.

Teacher:tumare bete ne sachool me fail hone k record tor diye hain.
Baap:kamena ghar me bartan torta hai aur ghar me records.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aaj ki Achhi Baat

Aaj ki Achhi Baat:

Apney barey mey kbhi bura mat socho. Q k iska theka tou hmarey rishtedaron ney pehley hi lya hua hey..!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,

Husband or Us Ki Wife me jhagra hua,
Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya: Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho,
Maa boli: Jhagra us kambakht ne kiya hai to Saza bhe usy he Milni chahiye , Tu wahin ruk Main 5,6 mahino k liye aa rahi hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)