Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend everyday.
for 3 years.

Circuit: Then what hapned?

Munna: Nothing she married da postman

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 619 views

Kutta

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain

Ek sardaar jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain aur neechey waaley hissey mein bathai huey they.
Upar sey awaaz aai, "Shamshaad!" Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikaala to upar sey ek chamaat para.
Phir thori deir baad ek aur dafa kissi ney chil laya, "Shamshad!" Phir Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikala aur chamaata parra. Baraabar key aadmi ney poocha, kiya tumhaara naam Shamshad hai? Sardar boley, nahin mein ussey bewaqoof bana raha thaa.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry

Teacher: Ek Aysa Sentence Batao Jis Mein

Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Istamal Hua Ho..

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Sardar: Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

The smartest dog

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan & sardar

2 Brilliant MindS...!!!

Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy

Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)