Dost ke bewafai
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke
“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”
Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay
Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!
Matlabi saala……
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 595 views
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