Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi
Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab:
Sana ati hai?
Pathan:
sharmate hue
G Nahi Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa
jati hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 994 views
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