Dhamaka Sale
*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 513 views
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